That has to be a thing, right?
According to TMZ, your source for all things porn-and-food-related, the folks at Pure Mature have offered Deen a six figure deal just to appear in one of their niche videos.
In the letter, PM starts by explaining to Paula she’s a MILF — a hot mom over the age of 65 who men would like to (you know). It continues with the job offer adding, “Full figured or thin, arthritic or diabetic — you embody our perfect spokesperson.”
As for compensation, PureMature says it’s willing to offer her “6 figures for very little work”
I thought the porn definition of MILF was ages 20 to 30?
Rising Hegemon
6 comments:
"... hot mom...?"
Someone either has a very wry sense of humor, or a condition figuring prominently in the DSM.
I'd guess Pure Mature readership has its own views which it isn't really necessary to mock (Christ, I'll be there soon enough myself).
they got rolly polly porn. why not. more moolah for puala.
Moron I'd Like to Forget
Eric P.
Isn't 50 the new 30? I wish I could keep track . . .
Neither milf nor cougar, at that age she is a great-grandmilfcougar.(tm)
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