June 2005, What will they be Doing?
Public Relations, Virgin Atlantic.
Laurie Mylroie's Cabana Boy.
Laundry Detail, Leavenworth, KS.
Appearances for new book, "Fundamentalist Biker Chicks in Heat"
Vice President:Internet Security, Microsoft Corporation.
Waterboarding neighborhood kids who won't get off his lawn.
Monitoring E-Mail, Clear Channel, Inc.
Apologizing for something.
Last Seen in the Misty Mountains.
Being, Left Behind.
Undisclosed Location, naturally.
I apologize and hope you did not lay down any cash on these predictions.