Thursday, June 23, 2005

"Douchebag Number 1-A"

It is rare that Karl Rove crawls out of his sensory deprivation tank, but he recently did slither into New York for a talk.

This may surprise a few people, but Rove seems to have a white/black view of the world and engage in simplistic comparisons. He also, most shockingly, appears to be somewhat of a, oh, I don't know, JERK.
"Liberals saw the savagery of the 9/11 attacks and wanted to prepare indictments and offer therapy and understanding for our attackers," Rove said. "Conservatives saw the savagery of 9/11 and the attacks and prepared for war." ...

..."Conservatives saw what happened to us on 9/11 and said we will defeat our enemies. Liberals saw what happened to us and said we must understand our enemies."

Jesus, could their talking points be any more simplistic?

I really like the last paragraph for its devinely insipid evilness.

How's that "defeating our enemies" thing coming Karl?

Iraq may prove to be an even more effective training ground for Islamic extremists than Afghanistan was in Al Qaeda's early days

Oh, that's right.

Al Qaeda isn't the enemy.

We are.

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