"Yes, Bush and the gang wanted to invade Iraq all along, and the media allowed them to dupe the small-minded. But I knew this all along, so fuck all of you anyway. Fancy a drink?"
He'd have been a great correspondent for Fleet Street in the late 30s.
"I read Mein Kampf, so why are you folks pissed? He's just doing what he said he'd do."
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