"And Tim, I appreciate it the way you cupped them so gently, so lovingly with your left, while you were so firm and vigorous with your right. And it was so kind of you to swallow each and ever sweet, sweet drop."
"I prefer to be vigorous with my left. He leans to the right after all."
"I want you! To use whichever hand is available. Do you take credit cards?"
"I have no idea what this post is all about."
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