Tuesday, June 28, 2005

Outline for the Preznit

Naturally, it will all be written out in crayon on the teleprompter, but I'm guess the structure will be...

I. Stay the Course

II. 9/11

III. Freedom on the March

* Wait for Mandatory "H00-ah" *


IV. They Hate our Freedom

V. Times are tough, more must die to make me look better.

VI. Things will get better.

VII. Stay the Course

VIII. 9/11

IX. Who else here hates Iran?

* Again, wait for pre-ordered "Hoo-ah" *


X. Stay the Course

XI. 9/11

XII. Don't be a Freedom Hater

XIII. God Bless America


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