One reason Dear Leader speaks tonight is that he can falsely brag about one-year of Iraqi sovereignty. Here's a part of a post I did on June 28, 2004:
Going through more photos from today, it does appear that not just Iraq but the entire world is as usual FUBAR.
George Bush adjusts Pickles "Stepford" circuitry, successfully hitting the "more smilin'" button.
John Negroponte takes a preemptive oath in Baghdad, swearing he will not know anything about any civilian deaths that happen in the next several months.
Dear Mr. President, please get me the fuck out of this shithole. Sincerely, Paul.
Not seen on this letter. "P.S., Take out Garbage, pick your socks up off the floor, put the toilet lid down. P.P.S. I think Pickles knows."