Thursday, June 30, 2005

World Net Daily Stories of the Future

Attractive White Teenage Female, who had pledged abstinence to the Christian God, eaten by sharks -- sharks trained by Al Qaeda -- off the coast of Florida.

Here is a picture of the attacker!

Jeb Bush refuses to declare dead, keeps shark scat connected to food tube, orders Boyfriend, a registered Democrat investigated for encouraging swimming only one hour and fifty-three minutes after eating.

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