Friday, February 24, 2006

The Dude-o-meter

Well, apparently Rush Limbaugh and Daryn Kagan are history. Though I don't know the cause (*cough* he's fucking Rush Limbaugh) any more than I know how it all started (*cough* rhymes with "bitch"), Rush is back on the market again.

Meanwhile, for the former Jeff Christie, old habits die hard:

OK, so there's that. Lemme put that aside. Next little story, and this -- this actually is from Sunday. It's an Associated Press story: "Ginsburg bears burden without O'Connor. It'll be a one-woman show in the Supreme Court starting Tuesday. Ruth Bader Ginsburg is the only female among the nine justices, and she's not so happy about it." So, resign. If you don't like it, resign. If you don't like being the only woman on the court, then go somewhere else. Besides, David Souter's a girl. Everybody knows that. What's the big deal?

To assist Rush and others determine who is or is not a woman we present the following, the "Dude-o-meter":

But perhaps it's time for Rush to settle down with a woman that already loves him and is about on his level.

But who?

Like you didn't see that one coming.

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