"Hope ya' enjoy this..."

"Because if you become a democrat we're belittling it."
(AP Photo/The White House, Eric Draper)



(thinking) "Why can't I be the pirate?"
REUTERS/Jim Young



"When I was pinning on medals earlier, I pricked my finger pretty bad."
AP Photo/Gerald Herbert



"So I took one of those purple hearts."
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"I'm sure that private and his family won't mind."
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"It really stung."
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