1. It occurs to me that America hasn't built a good stapler since we stopped going to the Moon.
Or since I last had one of those "Pillsbury Space Sticks" with my Tang in the morning. Mmmm, pasty faux chocolate & sugary, gritty orangesque drink (like Metamucil) -- what a delightful combo.
2. Enough of this classy sexless, sexy, scenes in movies, and move on to the ever reliable and reoccurring K-Lo video display sent to her newest crush.