Hey, We're Alive!!! An Orange Tinged Day in Pictures

I thought of using three or four year old pictures in today's photo captioning guide to current events, but that would be wrong. Wrong, like using fear as a tool to keep you in power and using terrorist warnings to make a campaing stump speech for the President.

But we all know those last two things wouldn't happen, so I won't use those old pictures, as a liberal democrat I have standards.


Illinois Republicans will hold a raffle to determine which of these individuals will lose to Barak Obama. Personally, given Obama's closeness to a name the GOP will use as a juvenile play on words, I vote for the Indian-American Sikh guy. Down in Southern Illinois it will make some of their voters' minds blow up like a scene out of "Scanners".


Upon hearing that John Kerry drew crowds of over 20,000 in his hometown of Grand Rapids, Michigan, Jerry Ford fell down.

That joke was sponsored by the "Remember the '70s" Foundation.


George Bush ponders the question of, "Hey, who is that guy on your right?"


Tom, I was Larry last time. I want to be Mo for once.


Oh, great, "Schemp" showed up.


Seven Brides for Seven Mullahs.


The New Musical "Best little Whorehouse in St. Peters" is not expected to have a long run.


That's right ladies. Dick Cheney...in jeans.


Not everyone can handle the raw sexuality of Dick Cheney in jeans. Look at those delighted grandchildren.


Bush/Cheney 2004 continues to pursue the youth vote.


Oh my god! Are they really sending out DICK "go fuck yourself" Cheney to campaign for a guy named JOHN SWALLOW?


And then I managed to knock Lynne up and voila, I don't have to go to Vietnam. Ha Ha Ha.