My Fellow Americans

I know that Wolf and Judy, Laurie, and the whole Fox Mornin' Gang o' Four have you all confused and I can understand this.

It is true that in 2000 many of you had difficulty picking who to vote for as each candidate had the same number of letters.

This time, remember the guy above, has 5 letters in his name. 1 2 3 4 5.

While the guy below, who is the current President appointed for your convenience, has 4 letters. 1 2 3 4.


I strongly suggest you vote for the guy with 5 letters.

Thank you and God Bless America as we are clearly going to need it based on your ability to read.