Coming Later this Month

A Play written by Att A. Turk (a playwright of no distinction). In one to three acts.

THE SEX CRIMES OF DAVID DENISTON SMITH: THREE INCHES BROUGHT TO JUSTICE.

Coming October 21 to October 24th.

Starring:

David Denniston Smith - As himself
David Denniston Smith's penis (voiced by Drew Carey)
Anne Coulter
Phyllis Schaffley
Karl C. Rove
Ron Silver
Arnold Schwartzenegger
Toby Keith
Zell Miller
Tom DeLay & his puppet Dennis
Rush Limbaugh
Sean Hannity

And George W. Bush, as the Beaver.