Mr. Potter versus George Bailey in Pictures

All I can tell you is that everytime that Cheney lies, a Haliburton retiree loses their health insurance. Last night, there were a lot of older folks who had better not get sick.


'Do not bandy words in your insolence with the Mouth of Sauron!' he cried. 'Surety you crave! Sauron gives none. If you sue for his clemency you must first do his bidding. These are his terms. Take them or leave them!'


The mere presence of Dick Cheney, causes GOP faithful to become aroused.


Senator Edwards demurred at the suggestion of Vice President Cheney that they play 'Pictionary'.


Edwards' son Jack has a very special message for Dick Cheney.


Oh yeah, no charisma deficit there.


Hey, Don't strain your puny little heart by getting up your smirky bastard.


Fill in your own penis joke.


Dick Cheney makes a salient point.


And so, to avoid service in Vietnam, I grabbed Lynne by the ass and said, "Me make Baby!"


"Hey, Lynne Cheney, just how deep is your husband's thumb in the Preznit's ass?"


Funny, now that there is no danger of Republican Delegates booing, Mary Cheney and her long-time companion are allowed up on stage.


An unusued RNC picture found via Google. Just let me say WTF? Once again, insert your own penis joke about "Li'l Dick".


Oh, yeah Sexual Release....