Kerik preemptively Spends time with Family

Resigns as Homeland Security Chief before he even becomes Homeland Security Chief.

The rest of Kerik's family, want to spend more time alone.

In naming a replacement, perhaps Bush should consider Alberto Gonzoles' step-son as he seems to need a job. The lad seems qualified to modify our national warning system into -- limp, mildly aroused, or fully erect.