What a shame...

The NY Times has closed an earlier security loophole and now I will be forced to not pay $50 to read John Tierney analogize the behavior of chipmunks to the free market or some such nonsense.

Well let's create our own reality shall we (I call it Republican thinking):

From an oldie but a goodie I give you my favorite alternative reality...


The Alternative Times: September 20, 2005

George W. Bush, son of the former President of the United States was terminated today from the Dry Gulch Golf & Country Club. The circumstances of the discharge are not being released by the parties, but a Senior Club Official states that it involved using a golf cart in an unsafe manner.

The discharge is the latest in a string of failures for Mr. Bush, 59. A triple divorcee, Mr. Bush was unavailable for comment as his phone had been disconnected for non-payment of services. He is believed to share a trailer home outside the greater Mesa, Arizona area with Karl H. Rove, night manager of the Super Wal-Mart in Superstition Springs.