Election 2005

Winners & Losers




Um, yeah, sure Doug, it was really Corzine who had the marital problems. Quite the affectionate kiss there.
(Jeff Zelevansky/Reuters)



"Und now, to avoid controversy ah shall begin groping each of you using my vife's hand"

By the way...Maria, looks like you have a bit of wardrobe malfunction goin' on there. Better do your rodent impression to detract attention.
(AP Photo/Chris Carlson)



"I'll be back, I'll be back, I'll be back. Ah, who ze vuck am ah kidding. It's hasta le vista for me. At least this "Terminator 4" script has a hot chick in it."



Maria keeps the sutures in place.



Yes, Sieg Heil yourself loser.