Hurry, Hurry, Hurry

Before "Matlock" solves the mystery of the White House leakers and Nigerian Forgeries.
(Jason Reed/Reuters)


A characteristic of chronic alcoholism is trouble with even the most minial of tasks.
(By the way the recipient is Paul Rusesabagina the hero of "Hotel Rwanda")
(Jason Reed/Reuters)


"Andy, Helen Krump and I are gonna really get down tonight!"
(AP Photo/Evan Vucci)


"Wish I could get this from someone I r-e-s-p-e-c-t"
(Jason Reed/Reuters)