The Ineffable Quality of Conservative Entertainment

Warren Bell, conservative & producer of high brow sitcoms like "The World According to Jim" and "Ellen" before it got all gay-ee is pimped by his biggest fan (in this case literally):

GOOD TV TIMES [Kathryn Jean Lopez]
Coach, which our bud Warren Bell worked on, is on UPN in NYC right now.

Coach seems not to be on DVD. Wassup with that, Warren?
Posted at 11:38 AM

Okay, let's see how many items there are to make fun of in those three short sentences.

1. K-Lo has such a "full life" that she is watching a local affiliates slate of pathetic re-runs before noon?

...Wow, consider putting the oven on "Clean" and exploring Kathryn.


2. Who the fuck ever watched "Coach" to begin with? That show was on forever, it seemed, but does anyone know anyone that ever watched it?

3. I'm guessing "Coach" isn't on DVD because, who the hell would buy it? Even Craig T. Nelson wouldn't watch that piece of shit show again.

...Can you imagine anything worse than a "Commentary" track for that show, with Craig & Warren Bell.

"Remember this scene Craig? Man the work Jerry Van Dyke did here...he's such a good actor, Dick must be soooooo jealous."

"Um, yeah, sure, Warren."


4. "Wassup"

...Wassup?

Oh man, I tell you folks, she tries to be down with what's happening in the street. But she's watching "Coach" at 11:30 in the morning for chrissake.