Thursday, November 10, 2005

A Peek into the Life of Atta J. Turk

Let me tell you, there's nothing like the feeling of taking the dog outside while you are wearing boxer shorts. Especially when it is below freezing and your testicles decide it best if they retreat all the way up to your liver.

My advice is that you do this only between 11 p.m. and 5 a.m. and that you live in the country.

You should not do this in tighty-whities as that would be gauche. And wear a shirt for goodness sake.

That is all.

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