Rising Hegemon
Besides that's a half minute that Tom Coburn can devote to obsessing about abortion.
Senator Coburn...
Why is their so much child poverty? -- Abortion!
Why are we in Iraq? -- Abortion!
Why is my tuna, dolphin free? -- Abortion!
My sweater is itchy, why? -- Abortion!
My erection has lasted more than 4 hours! -- Abortion!
Why didn't the Giants use Tiki more? -- Abortion!
And now the "Diddler on the Stoop" (to "Tradition" from Fiddler on the Roof")
Abortion, Abortion! Abortion!
Abortion, Abortion! Abortion!
Who, day and night, must scramble for a living,
Feed a wife and children, say his daily prayers?
And who has the right, as master of the house,
To have the final word at home?
The Papa, the Papa! No 'bortion!
The Papa, the Papa! No 'bortion!
Who must know the way to make a proper home,
A quiet home, a re-born home?
Who must raise the family and run the home,
So Papa's free to read the holy book?
The Mama, the Mama! No 'bortion!
The Mama, the Mama! No 'bortion!
At three, I started the Home school. At ten, I learned a trade.
I hear they've picked a bride for me. I hope she's fertile.
The son, the son! No 'bortion!
The son, the son! No 'bortion!
And who does Mama teach to mend and tend and fix,
Preparing me to lay there and take some guy's prick?
The daughter, the daughter! No 'bortion!
The daughter, the daughter! No 'bortion!
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