Thursday, April 08, 2010

I can't believe we didn't all collapse into the singularity

Sarah Palin, Michelle Bachman, Sean Hannity, an arena half-full of teabaggers?

And yes, about as full of "brilliant" quotes as an evening with Bristol Palin and Levi Johnston.*

"Someone had better tell Washington that that pink elephant is on the move, and Michele is leading the stampede," Palin said.



*To half-wit:

Levi: Wanna Fuck?

Bristol: Uh, okay.

8 comments:

Montag said...

Pink elephant?

So, the GOP has finally succumbed to the DTs?

Long overdue.

JDM said...

Mandatory detox and rehab fer the republiKKKans? The ones not already on Medicaid probably got pretty good coverage compared to the rest of us.

Major Woody said...

Levi: Wanna Fuck?

Bristol: Uh, okay.


See, that's why I'm glad I've been married for nearly 30 years. When I was on the dating scene, I didn't have Levi's gift for knowing just what to say to win the heart of the fair lass of my attention. I'd waste precious time talking to someone at some social event, then ask them to go for coffee or lunch, then a movie or a show, maybe a couple dinner dates, and only THEN would I try to move things forward to more amorous pursuits. Oh, the wasted days! If only I had know, women like assholes! Well, some women anyway.

DanF said...

Nature abhors a vacuum, so she was probably pretty pissed-off yesterday.

sukabi said...

DanF... well her aim was off, woke up to a bit of snow on the ground... and yes, this is unusual for the Seattle area (a bit east of) at this time

pansypoo said...

yeah, the arena was 1/2 full. and with the head grifter. we still outnumber them.

pansypoo said...

snow?
yeah, no global warming.

the arena was 1/2 full. i ain't worried about a stampede.

Anonymous said...

half empty suits me better. vox