This would probably be accurate:
Following today's reports of a Yemen-based underwear bombing plot
thwarted by CIA operatives, TSA officials have acted swiftly and
rationally to ensure the safety of all American airline passengers.
Beginning tomorrow (May 8) at 7 a.m. EST, passengers will no longer
be permitted to wear undergarments of any kind on all domestic flights
originating from within the contiguous United States.
But we're more rational now. I'm sure we'll just be required to wear thongs.
Rising Hegemon
2 comments:
Once President Rmoney takes office we'll have nothing to fear as he'll provide us all with special safe undergarments.
why aren't we flying naked? or hospital wraps?
in europe, they did that israel questioning SMART system. or sweden did. i did the question thing, but then i went in search of baked yummy, came back + did it again. i think i said sorry.
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