Tuesday, May 08, 2012

If Bush was still "the decider"

This would probably be accurate:

Following today's reports of a Yemen-based underwear bombing plot thwarted by CIA operatives, TSA officials have acted swiftly and rationally to ensure the safety of all American airline passengers.

Beginning tomorrow (May 8) at 7 a.m. EST, passengers will no longer be permitted to wear undergarments of any kind on all domestic flights originating from within the contiguous United States.
But we're more rational now. I'm sure we'll just be required to wear thongs.


Feral said...

Once President Rmoney takes office we'll have nothing to fear as he'll provide us all with special safe undergarments.

pansypoo said...

why aren't we flying naked? or hospital wraps?

in europe, they did that israel questioning SMART system. or sweden did. i did the question thing, but then i went in search of baked yummy, came back + did it again. i think i said sorry.