Saturday, May 12, 2012

Prolapsed in Courage

Well it looks like Mitt Romney is going to talk as "bravely" as usual in front of a bunch of evangelicals.

I wonder if he'll ride into Liberty University on his jesus-horse?


StonyPillow said...

The Liberty Way means there ain't no gay. So there won't be any femmes that Willard can pound the crap out of. Restore Our Failure will probably be happy about that.

And his Missouri Fox Trotter's a dancing Jesus Horse.

TheFritoPundito said...

I guess it's too much to hope that the evangelical press him on his church's crazy beliefs (which was my church as a youngster). They need to be reminded that they really don't like Mormons.

Montag said...

I won't be surprised if Willard rides in on his horse, and then tells them it's a donkey and that's he's just paying homage to their Jeebus.

pansypoo said...

or ride his wife who is riding her dressage horse.