Ladies and Gentlemen, Direct your eyes to the tarmac and enjoy...

The Amazing Wanker

"And now, ah'm a gonna perform a trick ah invented called meta-met-mor-met-aaaa-morph-a-sis-a-sis"


"And a one."


"And a two, ah summon the power of the Jeebus"


"And transformerer!"

See more of his "prestidigitationatin'" at his website, www.theamazingwanker.com

(Modified from AP Photo/Evan Vucci)