Monday, April 25, 2011

Never say it cannot get even worse


Suspects were nabbed and shipped to Gitmo because they wore cheap watches. A specific model of watch — a Casio style released in the 1980s — was suspected to be used as a timer by al-Qaeda operatives. People in Afghanistan were seized and sent to the detention facility because they were wearing the watches, but most have been quietly released because of a lack of evidence.

Good thing they weren't "Swatches" because everyone who appeared on MTV in the 80s would have been arrested. Run "DMC" Run!


StonyPillow said...

I have worn Casio F-91W watches for almost 20 years. It’s a cheap, accurate, durable watch with a practically indestructable plastic band and a stopwatch function, and if they break on the factory floor, you can get one just about anywhere.

I switched over to the W-96H last year because I couldn’t read the smaller numbers on the F-91W without my specs.

Public confession is good for the soul. Mea culpa, mea culpa, mea maxima culpa. Have mercy on me.

sukabi said...

our "intelligence" agencies are run by morons.

pansypoo said...

watches? didn't they know a sundial is all them arabs are allowed to use.