Wednesday, June 29, 2011

A version only a major drug-dealer could afford

If you buy this, not only with the DEA and ATF be on your ass, but you'll go up against the wall -- eventually -- before the people in the First Class flight-pods.

Scarface will be released on Blu-ray September 6th, but we should mention that the true fans (and cigar enthusiasts) can snag a limited edition copy in its own hand-crafted humidor box. There will only be 1,000 sold and we're sure your imported cigars will appreciate the untreated Spanish cedar and 1,000 coat brilliant finish. You can see a few angles in the pictures here, while the Blu-ray trailer and snaps of winning fan art to be included in the set as collectible cards await after the break. How much will it cost to get your hands on one of these boxes? The MSRP is $999, but Amazon as always is offering them for the low, low price of just $699.

They think there are a thousand assholes who might buy this?


Montag said...

Oh, there're millions of assholes who would dearly love to have one of these.

Now, whether or not a thousand of them have credit cards that aren't maxed out is another matter.

When did bad taste ever fail to sell in these United States?

Anonymous said...

1,000? Easy.

Friend of mine saw a cigar box at a Nantucket restaurant one summer. In Oct. she thought it might be a good Xmas gift for her husband. I got in touch with the restaurant and found it was hand-made by a local and given his number. Got in touch with him who said he'd make one. Cost: $3,500! And no DVD, collector's or otherwise. And - he had a backlog, so maybe next year...!

Never happened.

His box, however, was a work of art. This a box.

jimmiraybob said...

Well, I can think of at least one fat, cigar-chomping, addle-brained, sociopathic, asswipe radio "personality" that might buy a few. Especially if they have a secret drug stash compartment to keep Oxycontin and Viagra when traveling to illicit-sex capitols of the world.

Throw on a handle and these little puppies and they could double as luggage. Large enough for the important things in life and small enough for a young boy to easily carry up to the room.

Anonymous said...

Well, with the impending NBA lockout there's going to be a shitload of basketball players with a lot of time on their hands and since they all seem to worship this movie I think they'll sell out no problem

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MD said...

Dele the word fuck and the movie becomes a short.