Our LEAD Story on CNN this Morning

Remember that first white guy who killed his pregnant white wife, the guy who wouldn't be famous but for the fact that he killed a white pregnant woman. Well his mistress is testifying today.

This is followed by Kobe Bryant's victim filing a civil suit. Must prominantly cover famous black men in rape trials.

Third story, Mike Wallace, gets a disorderly conduct.

Fourth story, about a circus.

Fifth story, a story about a Middle-Eastern man ARRESTED for videotaping what could very well be vacation pictures.

CHRIST ON A CRACKER!