Tonight's Dick Cheney Moods Forecast

Tonight, DeDurkheim and I intend to once again contemporaneously chat our stream of consciousness thoughts on the VP Debate. Of course, with as little context as humanly possible.

But, nonetheless, as I have CNN's non-besweatered, non-Carol Costello before me...on the teevee, I feel the necessity of doing my impression of weatherman Chad McChad (not an Attaturk original) on the political forecast.

The Dick Cheney Mood Forecast 10/5/2004:

9:00 p.m. Eastern:


Anxious

9:30 p.m. Eastern:


Fear

9:45 p.m. Eastern:


Anger

9:55 p.m. Eastern:


Frustration

10:00 p.m. Eastern:

Anger

10:15 p.m. Eastern:


Anger

10:20 p.m. Eastern:

Resignation

10:25 p.m. Eastern:

Sad

10:30 p.m. Eastern:


Relief

10:45 p.m. Eastern:


Anxious

11:15 p.m. Eastern, along time with:

Still Anxious, with incoming Frustrated front.

Midnight Eastern:

Sexual Rel....

Nope, not quite.

12:05 a.m. Eastern, 10/6/2004:


Disgust.

12:10 a.m. Eastern, 10/6/2004:


Frustration