Know Your Shiite

Well, if we are "lucky" from here on out, we'll manage to spend about $300 Billion and lose just under 2,000 soldiers (to go with the tens of thousands of Iraqis) in Chimptopia. And for our time and expense we will get a Islamic Theocracy based upon the Shariah. Good job neo-cons.

So what sort of expectations can you have in Iraq. Well thanks to Fubar and Swopa at Needlenose we find this link to the religious interpretations of Ayatolla Sistani.

Don't look for Mardi Gras or Annie Spinkle performance pieces.

Some of the topics of interest:

Question:If my wife wants me to masturbate in front of her, is it then allowed?

Answer:You are not allowed to do it with hand, but your wife is.

Hello...

Question:Is oral sex by husband or wife allowed?

Answer:It is permissible provided no liquid out swallowed.

Um...

Question:Can husband and wife have sex with each other while looking at each other in a mirror?

Answer:It's permissible.

Whew...

You know, however, I'm pretty sure this is a LOT more permissive, and less hypocritical, than similar questions to a Jerry Falwell.