Wednesday, April 18, 2012

Hmmm, analogies

This one, concerning modern America, seems rather too subtle, don't you think?

CHINA GROVE, N.C. -- Authorities in Rowan County say a man held a double-barreled shotgun to a woman's head and made her read her favorite scripture.


Montag said...

Part of this guy's punishment should include having someone hold a shotgun to his head while he reads Allen Ginsburg's "America."

StonyPillow said...

Katie Roiphe has a good explanation, I'm sure.

It's going to be a long, hard slog convincing woment that Republicans don't love inflicting pain on women. Katie's angle is convincing them that, way deep down inside, they love the hurt.

jimmiraybob said...

Arresting this man only shows that the Kenyan Warlord bin Obama the antichrist anti-colonial communist dictator suppressor of religious freedom is fighting a terrorist nuculer war on the 1st and 2nd amendments....the whole constitution, and all amendments, and George Washington, and all the founding fathers, and on Sarah Palin and her people, and on babies, and kittens, and our white man freedoms.

I await to hear what Our Holy Father Wayne La Pierre and the Catholic Bishops* have to say.

As I always say,

I make the pussy purr with
The stroke of my hand
They know they gettin' it from me
They know just where to go
When they need their lovin man
They know I do it for free

They give me cat scratch fever
Cat scratch fever

- Channeling the Nuge so you don't have to

* Not to be confused with name of a new Nuge tour band. Although......

Anonymous said...

Rowan County, North Carolina. The heartland. Where the Real Americans™ live.

pansypoo said...

we need to go back to teaching civics.