Wednesday, May 02, 2012

Here's what I get from Barack Obama, young man about town

One -- at 22 he was far more smooth and sophisticated than I have ever been in my 47 years.

Two -- he's a significant upgrade over Commander Codpiece at any age as well.  Shall we ever recover from love poetry where his most demanding rhyme scheme is words that go with "Lump"?

Anyone who's pet name for their wife is "Lump" should not only not be President but should never ever have their penis in anything other than their right hand.


pansypoo said...

its a black thang. i don't think norwegians have it.

StonyPillow said...

A white Australian primary school teacher living in New York. National Weather Service forecasts yet another sh*tstorm spreading from the Deep South to all other sections of the country. Sane people are advised to take shelter.