Monday, December 10, 2012

Wargle Bargle

The three non-wisemen ladies and gentlemen -- Bill O'Reilly, Bernard McGuirk (the other half, and key contributor to Imus "Nappy Headed Ho's" fiasco, and Greg "Dennis Miller with less talent" Gutfield discuss who really is at war on Christmas:

MCGUIRK: The war on Christmas is very, very real, and if you ask me, in addition to some grouchy misanthropic heathen atheists it has to do — at the root of it — with two things — abortion and the gay rights agenda, because Christianity is against those things. It’s subtle but that’s why it’s so pronounced in recent years.

O’REILLY: Hundred percent agree. I absolutely agree 100 percent that the diminishment of Christianity is the target and Christmas is the vehicle because the secularists know the opposition to their agenda (legalized drugs is in that as well) comes primarily from the Judeo-Christian traditionalist people.
Really hitting the Myrrh this year boys.

Yeah...hard to believe their becoming less relevant every day isn't it?

8 comments:

Montag said...

This is not surprising, given that Roger Ailes works in a bombproof bunker inside Fox News headquarters because he's afraid of gay terrorists.

At Fox News, paranoia is the product and the brand.



Anonymous said...

Funny how abortion and homosexuality were SO crucial to Christianity that Jesus never mentioned either thing in the New Testament.

He DID, however, mention public prayer in Matthew 6:5, specifically calling people who engage in it "hypocrites".

This is admittedly mere speculation, I think he'd put these bigmouths who love to parade their Christianity every December in the exact same category.

Anonymous said...

O'Reily makes a fearsome soldier in the Christmas Wars, folowing his ace combat record in the Falkland War.

Anonymous said...

Demographics are catching up with Billo's ilk. And we're coming to get them.

Also too, if icky homo stuff and abortion were so effin' important to the imaginary friend in the sky, why aren't they etched on the ten commandments?

Anonymous said...

Why indeed aren't icky homo stuff and abortion etched on the ten commandments?

Because God was too busy imparting vital cooking tips!

Exodus 34:26 “Do not cook a young goat in its mother’s milk.”

Exodus 34: 27 Then the LORD said to Moses, “Write down these words, for in accordance with these words I have made a covenant with you and with Israel.”

Exodus 34: 28 Moses was there with the LORD forty days and forty nights without eating bread or drinking water. And he wrote on the tablets the words of the covenant—the Ten Commandments.

DanF said...

Isn't our entire economy based on coveting our neighbors goods?

Anonymous said...

I confess to listening to Imus years ago and remember Bernard doing a voice character of the Archbishop of New York as a racist, misogynistc and homophobic son of a bitch. Which may be Bernards idea of a perfect archbishop.

pansypoo said...

when are they gonna point at santa + crapitalism?