Wednesday, April 10, 2013

Quote of the Decade already

The master(bater?) of understatement:

Each witness testified they were fearful Blakely's driving would cause an accident. 

"He was taking his hand, wetting his mouth, and masturbating," Sturgill said.

"At over 90 miles per hour, he had his penis out [the window]... he was masturbating... and that's when it got really, really bad. I wouldn't look over any more, and I wrote his tag number down on my hand, which I believe he noticed, and he exited very quickly," Street said.

Penis out the window?


w3ski said...

This has got to some sort of misquote. No one could handle (pardon the pun) the mechanics of that. Even with cruise control and his knees on the seat, the roof would be too low.
Perhaps they meant "in the window".
My Stepmom once had such a person next to her on the SF Bay bridge.
While 'he' made very clear what he was doing at the time, he never got near "out the window".

pansypoo said...

but this is tennessee. lot of flat straight highways. i am sure he was just doing 90 between cars so he could continue his....performance. tho, OUT the window is a bit over the top.

Anonymous said...

Now THAT'S a weiner!

Montag said...

Well, his being a dickhead may have confused the witnesses as to what they saw in his side window.

Anonymous said...

i'm surprised tennesee hasn't outlawed the use of "penis" as a word!

i'm sure someone soon will be arresting these women for using the word, thus completing the smoke screen of bs...

that or everyone will be hung up on the "out the window" comment....


Yastreblyansky said...

Montag wins!