In a Better World

This picture would be the pinnacle of George Bush's success, circa 1974


Dry Gulch Valley Golf & Racket Club would like to welcome our new resident club pro George W. Bush.

And thirty-years later he'd be divorced from Pickles, who left him for an attractive John Anderson supporter she met in '80. He'd have gone through a pair of divorces, had a couple of bankruptcies; and be currently ensconsed in a trailer park outside of Scottsdale, Arizona looking for a wealthy widow to keep him supplied with disappointing sex, golf balls, and Cuervo.

And in a Perfect World, Bill O'Reilly would be 3rd Flute in the Tulsa Symphony Orchestra.



...originally posted August 21, 2004 (recycling, saves the blog environment)