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Bullshit Moose gets a write up in the Washington Post that starts out with these words...

Everybody wants some of Marshall Wittmann's wisdom. People keep calling, asking him to explain the mysteries of Washington.

Apparently the Bullshit Moose is sought out for his turning of phrases. The Bullshit Moose thinks highly of himself. The Bullshit Moose is employed by an alleged Democratic centrist think take to masturbate furiously over John "I loves a me some Dubya" McCain. The Bullshit Moose does love to quote himself in the third person.

But there is one thing that comes from a Moose...

"And it isn't a flying squirrel"*

*Picture modified from here.