Insight into Moron Junction

Over at the intersection of Repressed Memory Street & I grew up with a thousand Uncles Avenue they are going on and on about this...

Family members said 16-month-old Miranda Boll's new book, "Potty Time With Elmo," was supposed to teach an interactive lesson using voice commands. However, when the book's buttons are pressed, it reportedly says something it is not supposed to --"who wants to die?"

I suppose this raises a lot of interest over there because it reminds Jonah so much of his childhood. K-Lo, having been raised by a pack of wild capybaras, however, understands the dangers of being caught unawares by a hungry jaguar.