I've got your October 2006 right here

Atrios did something like this yesterday, but my predictions are a little different.

October 10, 2006:

"Iran has ignored the demands of the international community to cease its nuclear program."

October 13, 2006:

"Well Tim, *clears throat*, we have it on good authority that north of Tehran, there is a facility manufacturing nuclear weapons. Further, I believe the Iranian people would view us as liberators. Further, I foresee no economic impact upon the United States."

October 29, 2006:

"Given my inherent powers as Commander-in-Chief I have today authorized military strikes against Iran."

October 29, 2006 (three minutes later):

*FAP, FAP, FAP*

October 29, 2006 (four minutes later):

"Hey let me in on some of that action."

October 30, 2006:
"News reports say that some 15,000 Iranians are believed to be dead as a result of massive air strikes around the nation today."

October 30, 2006:

"My erection has now lasted 24 hours."

October 30, 2006:

"24 hours, try nearly six years."

October 30, 2006:
Iran announced today that it will embargo oil exports to European customers.

November 7, 2006:

Republicans rejoice over holding House & Senate.

November 21, 2006:
Millions of Americans to stay home for Thanksgiving as gas hits $5.00 a gallon.



December 15, 2006:

Bush's poll numbers plunge to 25% approval, from pre-election high of 51%.

December 16, 2006:

I was at the White House Christmas Party yesterday and let me tell you, I was nippy as a school girl during the first frost of the winter. I could barely keep my hands off the man. Only the nutjobs don't like him.

January 4, 2007:
Congress declares it will not investigate the basis for the White House's strike on Iran, as middle east erupts in region wide turmoil.