Raspberry Parfait

(With apologies to Prince, not for the parody, but for all the ladies I stole from him in my youth. Yeh, I was a playa')



I was sitting full time from nine to five
The Senate was getting to me

Sammy told me several times that he didn't like their kind
’cause they would darken the Ivy

While there I was busy doing something close 2 nothing
No different than the day before
That’s when I knew it, It was time to do it

So I bawled and ran the out door, out door

Then I wore a

Raspberry parfait
The kind u find in a second hand store
Raspberry parfait
And if it they didn't like it, I could wear much more
Raspberry parfait
I think I love it

Built like I was
They had the nerve 2 ask me
If I bought it would I do them any harm

So, look here
I put it on the rack, let it out in the ass

And-a we went stridin'
Right into the the conference room


I said now, Orin Hatch never turned me on
But something about the scotch and him mixed

He wasn’t 2 bright
But I could tell when he kissed me
He knew how 2 be a prick

I wore a
Raspberry parfait
The kind u find in a second hand store
Raspberry parfait
And if it they didn't like it, I could wear much more
Raspberry parfait
I think I love it


Fez tip to Watertiger for the suggestion.