The Litany of how Bush has "Made the World Safer!"

"Bin Laden Determined to Strike U.S." - Ah'm on vacation with Barney

"North Korea begins enriching uranium" - "Ah'm not talking to that little dwarf, he's only where he is because of his daddy!"

"I have ordered military action against Eye-Rack" - "Feels Good"

"No WMDs" - "They must be here somewhere"

"Insurgency begins" - "We got it under control"

"Insurgency continues" - "We're making progress"

"Insurgency strengthens" - "We're makin' progress"

"North Korea begins making a Nuclear Weapon" - "Still not talking."

"Insurgency become serious threat" - "Don't worry we're making progress"

"Insurgency takes over Fallujah" - "It's a sign o' our progress"

"New Orleans Threatened by Hurricane" - "Do you people understand the meaning of vacation?"

"Hurricane hits New Orleans" - "Happy birtday Senator McCain"

"New Orleans Floods" - "Ah sure love this gee-tar"

"Golden Mosque Blown Up" - "See how much progress we're makin'?"

"Insurgency takes over Ramadi" - "Progress, Progress, Progress"

"North Korea developing long-range missile" - "Type-o-Dong, heh heh heh, he may be a little freak, but he's funny."

"Insurgency takes over Baghdad" - "Man, all this progress, Ah could use a vacation."

"Israel invades Lebanon, bombs Beirut -- Hamas launches missiles into Israel" - "Ah sure look forward to eatin' that pig" (fuck that Spider)