Tuesday, May 01, 2012


In a bizarre story, (what else is there with this guy anyway, other than weird or frightening stories?) Osama bin Laden thought that al-Qaeda had an image problem (ya' think?) and thought a name-change, or rebranding would help.

There's nothing in the story that says what he was thinking of changing it to, but I'm going to guess, "Qwikster".*

(*oh a little something for us nerds)


StonyPillow said...

OBL needed an Etch-A-Sketch. Instead he was rubbed out.

Ebon Krieg said...

It wasn't his branding in the first place.

Anonymous said...

But it worked so well for Blackwater!... er, Xe! er... Academi!

pansypoo said...

how about altrea?