Conspiracy Theory

Holden Caufield of First Draft via Indy Media, tells us about one of history's great crimes.

Okay, first Bill Kristol's car is coming around the bend...


It appears to be traveling about about 5 to 10 miles an hour...

The crowd waves and the entourage basks in the apparent adulation..


and then SUDDENLY!


From behind the grassy knoll.


That is some magic pastry!


Back and to the...right.

Commenter Matt casts doubt there was a lone pieman.

America will never be the same.

Jim Garrison will likely subpoena us.