Wednesday, March 23, 2005

Count me out

As her meltdown proceeds, the Old Maid of the Intersection of Recessive Gene Street & My Batteries are Getting Low Avenue, swipes the doughnut crumbs off her keyboard and takes note of this email to her between gourgings.

At 3 p.m. today, in solidarity with Terri Schiavo, I and a group of Harvard students (who have signed with me below) began a hunger strike that will last until Terri’s feeding tube is reinserted or until the hour she dies

Sorry, kids but K-Lo's gonna sit this one out, principles can only go so far and they are certainly not all that tasty.

"Manchy kabook noonee Solo"

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