Monday, March 28, 2005

For Many People this May Strike you as Denoting Some Special Occurrence

But at the Bush White House it was simply known as...


Lynn Cheney's new novel has only metaphorical lesbians.

The DoD reveals its special plan to up Marine Recruitment with prepubescents.

Seconds after Lynn began reading from "The Children's Book of Ayn Rand", the audience realized they could overcome her with their vastly superior strength in numbers.

Fortunately, for Ms. Cheney, Laura showed up with her purse loaded for bear and put down the unruly crowd.

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