Thursday, April 07, 2011

This just in

Congressman Paul Ryan has just insisted the government eliminate at least one of the three newly hatched Decorah eagles. Mark Halperin has agreed to take one out with a sniper rifle just as soon as he stops masturbating.

(I really do think Halperin has fantasies about acts he could commit whilst holding on to Ryan's ears)


Raoul Paste said...

The live video (with sound!) of the eagles' nest is really cool.

pansypoo said...

i like the BC nest. i like watching the eagles swoop down to the shore. only 2 eggs. last year 1 never hatched.

ryan is awfully pritee.

Anonymous said...

so are wolves in sheep's clothing.