Friday, May 13, 2011

Least shocking headline of all time

And not just because I predicted it.

As a data storage amount becomes larger the odds of porn being present approach 100 percent, no matter how big the repressive hypocrite [let's call it ATTATURK'S LAW (I'm calling it)]...and really, hypocrites don't come any bigger than bin Laden.

A stash of pornography was found in the hideout of Osama bin Laden by the U.S. commandos who killed him, current and former U.S. officials said on Friday.

Besides, who is better at discovering a porn stash than an American soldier?


pansypoo said...

bt is it his or his son's? S&M pron? DETAILS!

Iwonder said...

What constitutes Al-Queida pron? Ladies without hijabs? Goats with pink rhinestone handcuffs?

Substance McGravitas said...

I'm pretty sure you had some item up with that freakish picture of Callista Gingrich which inspired this.

Montag said...

Funny, they said the same thing about Noriega, and for a while, about Saddam Hussein.

Not realizing, of course, that half of Red State America would think, "hey, that's my kinda guy, can't be all bad!"

Anonymous said...

So Bin Laden basically sat around a dark room looking at porn and cursing out Obama.
Sounds like a Teabagger.

Anonymous said...

so porn, real or imagined, is what the bad guy always keeps close and personal..for the well-oiled propaganda worthies who can not and will not and dare not call anyone to account who drove the economy over the edge...