And then he went off and picked up his Viagra

Which is what old pricks do:

During an appearance on a local radio show this week, [Pennsylvania Republican Governor Tom] Corbett sought to explain away Pennsylvania’s less than stellar performance, arguing that the state gained 111,000 private sector jobs since he took office and is “doing better than other states.” But then he grew defensive and complained that “a lot” of businesses are still having trouble filling their ranks because too many Pennsylvanians use illegal drugs