Busy Bee

Apparently last night on O'Reilly Condi Rice said that while Bush is not too busy to discuss going potty, he is just too busy to not only ignore newspaper stories, but also too busy to read the headlines.

Specifically, she said:

"The American President can't read the daily headlines when he's in the midst of historic changing events"

I'm sorry, but who the fuck is defining or noting historic times?

His pamphleteers putting together picture books?

Yet Bush is not too busy to:


Play Dressup


Ride Bike


Ride a Segway (with bonus editorial comment)


Fall off his bike


Fall off a Segway


Play Golf


Play Cowboy


Clear Brush


Get High


Eat Cake


Play the gee-tar


Have Foreplay


Have more Foreplay


Squeeze Barney oh so tight