I want money-a-thon.
Perhaps there are some of you who are thinking,
"Y'know Jerry's Kids deserve a tad less this year...besides less Jerry, which is really a gift anyway so...";
"Who needs to retire?";
"That poor hungry pie-eyed child in the third-world with no fresh drinking water -- sorry but this year I'm giving so a fat American can do better than Olive Garden -- USA! USA! USA!";
"I hope he wants to buy himself an hour with a GIMP (and perhaps I do)"
You are my target demographic (I knew I should have advertised this in National Review)
So remember Obama may want you to look forward. But I just want you to think about me and my need to buy wine that is a shade higher in quality than "Turning Leaf" or "Kendall-Jackson".
That's right I want to be a "La Crema" kind of guy.
So please help me to a better class of drinking. Give until it hurts -- and believe me it should hurt you to even contemplate it -- maybe a GIMP could help?